Anyway, lately I’ve been posting a lot of Shizuka-related garbage on Twitter (for some reason) but there was still a lot more stuff I wanted to mention but never quite got around to. So I guess the blog makes a pretty convenient dumping ground for Shizuka and Naba-related news!

1. I was actually waiting for Ito Shizuka’s birthday greeting to Naba to turn up on her blog yesterday but it.. never did. Turns out Shizuka was messing around and only sent her wishes to Naba a bit later for fun (焦らしプレイ, she calls it). The contents of the text – congratulations (おめでとう), I love you (愛してる), baby-making time limits (出産宣言のタイムリミット). Shizuka’s and Naba’s post use the amusing/nauseating nicknames of ‘My Honey Shizuka-san’ (私のマイハニー静さん) and ‘My Beloved Husband Hitomi-san’ (愛する旦那様・仁美さん) respectively.

2. I’m sure most NabaXShizuka fans will know this by now, but they’re featuring on a doujin drama CD called Shirayukihime (yeah, Snow White) by CLIC CLAC from the Sekai Meiwaku Gekijo series. Except this is obviously a warped yuri version featuring Snow White serving 7 bishojo instead of 7 dwarves, while the evaaahl queen has purple hair and big boobs. Both the seiyuu will be taking on multiple roles – Shizuka will be voicing Snow White, all 7 bishojo and doing the narration, while Naba is the Queen and the er… talking mirror on the wall. The disc will be sold in Comiket, Animate & Gamers and CLIC CLAC have got a promo clip up on their site… all I can say is that it’s damn confusing, can’t tell the bishojo from Snow White. Probably gonna try and get hold of the CD when I’m in Tokyo just for the hell of it, doubt it’ll be any good for my sanity but oh well. I’m M like that.

3. Something else worth looking out for – Shizuka and Naba are also part of a 3-member ‘idol’ unit called ShiChiMi (Shi for Shizuka, Chi for Yamazaki MiChiru and Mi for HitoMi, all three are KenPro seiyuu) that is releasing a single on 14th August called 8bit de Sakebitai (8bitで叫びたい), which serves as the theme song for a web TV programme hosted by Naba & Konishi Katsuyuki on Animate.tv called Konamaiki!!. ShiChiMi promoted the single by appearing on this month’s edition of Ken Channel radio hosted by Mori Norihisa.
PS. Watch Konamaiki for the Konishi goodness, he’s a real riot. The show has also featured guest appearances by the rest of Naba’s KAT-TUN loving gang – Hirohashi Ryo, Sato Rina & Shitaya Noriko. As for 8bit de Sakebitai, it’s a bit shit as you’d expect but I’m a glutton for punishment – on the shopping list it goes.

4. A bit more info about Shizuka’s recent Talk & Live event held on 26 July – there was a limit of 150 attendees so she got people who wanted to go to send in a postcard indicating their desire to go. Demand far outstripped supply though –> Shizuka received a total of 1,154 cards and then ended up handwriting & sending out 1,004 postcards of apology to the unlucky applicants. Oh yeah, reposting the link to those oh-so-(un)sexy photos from the event… sorry I keep bursting out with laughter everytime I see them ^^;

5. Hayate radio continues to be very entertaining. It’d be better if I was actually watching the anime so that the quizzes might make even the slightest bit of sense – I mean, dumb questions like ‘Which one of Hayate’s eyes was twitching when he was mistakenly accused of touching Maria’s ass?’, who the hell would know the answer…. but I do enjoy the Shizuka-Shiraishi Ryoko combination anyhow. I listen to the shows on NicoDouga, you can also hear them on Animate.tv (via proxy or VPN).

That’s pretty much as far as it goes for recent news on the pair.

I think I’ll stick a Twitter widget in the sidebar somewhere sometime soon, I post so much random rubbish there (along with all the brainfarts & swearing) that it’d be a waste for the seiyuu-related oddities to sink into obscurity.

Anyway, yesterday was was the day after Naba lamented about the futon thing on her blog, and she met up with Shizuka for lunch.

And during the meal, Shizuka made/received a phone call to Sendai Eri right in front of Naba (deliberately I suppose?)

Shizuka #1:
“I made a call to Eri right in front of Naba (゜▽、゜). But she forgave me… Ah, my husband of the deep bosom (*´ω`*)”

Naba:
“Yesterday I had a lunch date with Shizuka. And right before my eyes, Shizuka called Eri!!

At that time I… grabbed Shizuka’s phone!!

And I said to Eri-chan ‘THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR!!!”…. NOT.

Instead I just said ‘How are you? q(≧∀≦*)(*≧∀≦)p Would love to meet up and have a chat sometime’. An open invitation＼(*⌒∇⌒*)／

Cos…. I want to talk with Eri too ♪

And so, my harem the scope of my affections has been widened. Isn’t it peaceful?”

Shizuka #2:
“Mmm, it was well explained (*´ω`*)♪
That’s my beloved hubby for you☆
The gist of it is,
We’re one big happy family (≧д≦)ゞ”

fin.

So yeah, to avoid someone unwittingly stealing your loved one away – why not just invite the ‘other person’ into your harem and share ‘em all around? Solves the jealousy issue, right? Sharing is caring!

You’d need a huge-ass futon to fit all of the Naba harem in though.

Note: Sendai Eri & Naba do actually know each other from their time on Gokujo Seitokai a few years back. Incidentally Eri is also very good friends with Koshimizu Ami aka Naba’s Mistress #2…one big happy family!

Read:
Naba’s blog
Shizuka’s blog
Sendai Eri’s blog

Summary of events over the last 2 months:

Shizuka side
12 September
Fufufu… I went to bed last night holding hands with Hitomi-san! I wanted to take a picture of her sleeping face (it was so cute) but she stirred before I got the chance to…

I love you! Please stay by my side forever!

17 September

I had a beer and ate yakitori by myself, yum.

28 September

I went to a GRANRODEO concert with Nakao Eri, who wore a short skirt because I asked her to!

20 October

Wedding dress fitting today! It’s times like this that make me glad I was born a woman (*´ω`*)

We (me & Hitomi-san) are getting married!! I’m gonna live happily ever after (≧д≦)！！！

30 October

Sendai Eri’s birthday today! Which means cake! I’m gonna have my cake and eat it!

5 November

I swapped a lot of spit with Sendai Eri, yum. She’s oh so cute (or is it only so when I’m drunk?)

22 November

Success! I lured Eri to bed, where she slept in my arms…
I spent a total of 20 hours straight with her! Yay!

P.S. Please keep this a secret from my husband.

24 November
Oh bugger, the husband found out. Time to shoot off a text to apologize…

Naba side
12 September

12am:
Such a long time since I last met Shizuka. We are raburabu (*´▽｀*)

Shizuka… Shizuka… SHIZUKA!!

We are going to sleep together on her bed now – goodnight!

11am:
On my way home now, I had a nice time in Shizuka’s house drinking tea & eating pears.

I hope we stay together forever…

Edit: I just saw those posts of hers about the Dassuki event… and those photos.. is she cheating on me? Maybe ‘forever’ is impossible after all…

17 September

An outing with Mistress #2 (Koshimizu Ami) & Mistress #3 (Shimizu Kaori) at Disneyland! We had a lot of fun!

28 September

I went on a date with Goto Yuko last night (there were other people there, I think).

5 October

I spent the day with my beloved Noto Mamiko… actually Mistress #3 was there too but who cares.

21 October
We had a dress fitting yesterday! For a… wedding!
My heart beat faster when I tried out all the different dresses…

I’m gonna live happily ever after *・°☆.。*・° with Shizuka ＼(*⌒∇⌒*)／

5 November
I made dry curry the other day, I seem to have a bit more time on my hands these days.
At this point, I would make a fine bride… I think (;´Д`A “`

But Shizuka’s still my bride though (*´▽｀*)

23 November
I had a dream of Shizuka…
After I texted her about it…I read her blog.
ガ━(゜Д゜;)━ン!!!
C
H
E
A
T
E
R
!
(屮゜Д゜)屮

24 November

Shizuka sent me a text to apologize…
That futon… the same futon that we once shared…(ノ_・、)

But I’ll forgive you… I know someday, you’ll be back by my side…

tbc(?)

Unlike a certain previous post, this is actually a 96.3% accurate translation of real blog content. The words that came to mind as I read the succession of linked posts over the past few months – pot, kettle, black. But yeah, yuri. Something sorely lacking in this blog over the last few months…

Read:
Naba’s blog
Shizuka’s blog
Sendai Eri’s blog