Collecting 2ch reactions to Chihara Minori coming to Malaysia
Normally I don’t give a shit what 2channel thinks or says, but there were some pretty amusing reactions to Minorin’s scheduled appearance at DaiCon this summer so I’m preserving for future reference.
Which way to Malaysia?
マレーシアって何県？ (what prefecture is Malaysia in?)
Q: パスポートていくらで買える？ (how much for a passport?)
A: 16000円ぐらいかな歳による (16,000yen depending on your age)
みのりんライブインマレーシアへの道 (the road to Minorin’s live)
Directions from Google Maps:
クアラルンプール国際空港から
1. Jalan Klia S3 を南東に進む 13 m
2. 左折して Jalan Klia S4 に向かう 0.2 km
3. Jalan Klia S4 を右折する 0.5 km
4. Jalan Klia S3 を斜め左に折れる 1.3 km
5. ロータリー交差点の1 つ目の出口を出て Jalan Pekeliling に入る 10.5 km
6. ロータリー交差点の3 つ目の出口を出て Jalan Klia 1 に入る 0.9 km
7. 右折してそのまま Jalan Klia 1 を進む 42 m
8. B20 を斜め右に折れる 2.7 km
9. ランプを進む 0.3 km
10. 直進する 6.2 km
11. Pintasan Dengkil By Pass を直進する 5.9 km
12. B15 を進む 1.5 km
13. ランプを Persiaran Rimba Permai 方面に進む 0.5 km
14. Persiaran Rimba Permai を左折する 0.4 km
15. Persiaran Apec を右折する 1.4 km
16. Persiaran Multimedia を右折する 0.4 km
ライブ会場 Cyberjaya Selangor Malaysia到着！
lolwai Malaysia
マレーシアって・・・向こうにファンってそんなにいるのか？ (Malaysia… are there even any fans there?) <-- yeah, me
マレーシアねぇ。みのりんが変な病気に罹らないといいけど。(Ah, Malaysia. I hope Minorin doesn't catch some weird disease there)
マレーシアは暑いし海だし、みのりんの水着姿は！？ (Malaysia's hot and it's got beaches... Minorin in swimsuit!?)
マレーシアとインドネシアとミャンマーとベトナムの区別がつきません (I can't tell the difference between Malaysia, Indonesia, Myanmar and Vietnam)
I’M GOOOINNNNGGG…. or not
俺は行くよ たとえブラジルでも行く 月とかならさすがにいけないが (I’m going. Even if it’s Brazil I’m going… but probably not if it was on the moon)
台湾に行ったときパスポート取ったから問題ないが、７月なんて休みとれねーぞorz (I got myself a passport when I went to Taiwan [for her live] so that’s no issue for me but I can’t get off days in July orz)
この中に一人くらいマレーシアに別荘持ってるやつとかいないのか。 (Does anyone have a holiday villa in Malaysia)
random
中国のファン大涙目www (Chinese fans are crying lololol)
みのりん、迷子にならなければいいけど (Minorin, hope she doesn’t get lost)
Miss Chihara Minoriと書いてあることで とりあえず隠れて結婚してないことは判明したｗ (they put ‘Miss Chihara Minori’ [on the site]… so someone decided to hide the fact that she’s married lol)
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! (refer to Minorin’s DaiCon promo video)
最後のバイバーイって言うところ、おっぱい揺れてるよなｗ (When she was saying bye-bye, her boobs were swaying lol)
これはなんでもないようにやってるが手と同時におっぱいも振るのは高等テクニックだぞ… (Casually waving her hand with her boobs swaying at the same time – it’s a top class technique…)
みのりんは急に俺がおっぱいを揉んでも怒りませんか？ (Would Minorin get mad if I suddenly groped her boobs?) <— um yeah, probably
手を右に振るとおっぱいが左に揺れ 手を左に振るとおっぱいが右に揺れる (When she waves her hand to the right her boobs sway to the left. When she waves her hand to the left her boobs swing to the right)
全世界を敵にまわしてでも みのりんのおっぱいを・ ・ ・ 手に入れる！！！(Even if I’ve got the whole world against me, Minorin’s boobs… are mine!!!)
and the usual radish related jokes…
芽原って大根足だったのか (Minorin has radish legs)
みのりんは大根じゃない！ (Minorin is not a daikon!)
…etc
2ch is amusing. And you’re awsm for compiling them up lmao. Now I wonder would Minorin mention the event in her blog or radio show. Then again…listening to that 30 minutes radio show… *shiver*
全世界を敵にまわしてでも みのりんのおっぱいを・ ・ ・ 手に入れる！！！
Hey I like this =D
…..tho I like *私自分*パンチ moar, but it’s not from 2ch.
Man, no time to follow 2ch or 4chan or whatever you kids do for secret handshakes.
quote: Miss Chihara Minoriと書いてあることで とりあえず隠れて結婚してないことは判明したｗ (they put ‘Miss Chihara Minori’ [on the site]… so someone decided to hide the fact that she’s married lol)
Is she married? (Doesn’t matter to me). I read the Japanese as “they wrote Miss so that confirms she’s not married or trying to hiding it LOL” BTW, “Mrs.” wouldn’t fly for these kinds of events, right?
I Lol’ed. Awesome stuff, 2ch.
Damn now I have to check that promotion video again…
Educational purposes and whatnot.
Gotta say, I did check out that promo video again after reading those remarks at 2ch. Well it’s not like I normally notice (twitch) this kind of thing in videos…I just wanna be sure, you know…
“I can’t tell the difference between Malaysia, Indonesia, Myanmar and Vietnam”
Oh snap.
*goes back to watch the video and gasps*
Damn, look what you made me do >.<
LOL what prefecture… that’s like american’s asking which state Canada’s in… hahaha
and I lol’ed at the moon comment… dude.
Who is Minorin married to? her fans? or… am I just slow?
The interwebs makes me lol, every time…
Wow, people only saw Minorin talking and waving. No one saw the Grin and the (o.o ) ( o.o) (o.o ) ( o.o) swaying
Wow, she has boobs. It jiggles when she moves.
Guess what? It’s called gravity. What the hell la.
I’m more amused by the fact that groups of people lacking basic communication skills are making lulz statements about a country they have absolutely no fucking idea about. It’s not awesome, not in the slightest. I’m actually worried about what’s going to happen once the 2ch-ers get here and they start freaking out the makciks and the pakciks.
Those comments *were* amusing…at least 2channers know how to write coherent sentences (I’m going by your translations here). The “Brazil” comment has to be my favorite one. That’s so random LOL!
*watches DaiCon video again* Her boobs shook…so what? I’ll never understand these people XD.
LOL I’ll admit that I went back to watch the vid again to see her boobs shake. XD I think the thing about her boobs shaking is that… she actually HAS boobs to shake. I mean, the majority of the seiyuu idol population seem to lack in that area… so yea, good job perverts of 2ch for noticing her jiggling boobies. =_=
And yes, I think minorin will get mad if someone suddenly groped her boobies. I believe that getting angry is the natural reaction that all females should have when their boobies are groped. =_=
@OtaAgg
… I have several female friends who will beg to differ… the *coughdeliciouslycough* offensive RBG (Random Boob Grab) is very prevalent where I live… :S
Oh wait, you said should. I agree
I think the “what prefecture” comment was the funniest, haha.
@Veester – do Americans actually ask that? Even though…Canada is bigger than all the states combined (geographically)?
lawl. awesome 2chan =3…… the only grouse i have is WHY MALAYSIA T_T……
##マレーシアねぇ。みのりんが変な病気に罹らないといいけど。(Ah, Malaysia. I hope Minorin doesn’t catch some weird disease there)##
..i lol at this :333
Why malaysia lawl
it’s for theh lul
@ Ren
There are stupid people everywhere and I’ve probably been asked even worse Canada related questions, like if our entire police force really do use horses and why we get milk in both bags and cartons. Canada’s the second largest country by total land area. We’re just tiny population wise with our 33.5 million people. 3 people per km squared vs 31? people per km squared to compare with the States. Or something, wiki isn’t loading properly for me. orz
Anyway, who cares about us Eskimos. I hope those mosquitoes don’t get Minorin too badly. I also didn’t notice any of this boobgage as I was too busy being mesmerized by her
straight teethendearing smile. Or I was dizzy from the blood loss, either way.Did I mention how I just to talk to a lot of weird guys? One of them thinks I’m “moe”, happens to live in Malaysia, and said I could stay over at his place for the event. I’m tempted to take the offer, yet at the same time….
@ r
if you do go, be careful not to be eaten alive =3=
@Danie: Urusai! And you know why.
But hey I realized you missed out one joke j1m0ne.
Question for Minorin: “What is the capital of Malaysia?”
Expected answer from Minorin: “Singaporeeeeeeeee!”
I love that joke. <3
Is she really married? I wonder how many seiyuus are actually in a serious relationship and I’m amazed at how well they can hide it considering how obsessed otakus are with them.
Ok, Who am I kidding ? I don’t wonder “how many seiyuus”, I’m only curious about a few of them (Mizuki Nana, Minori Chihara, Noto Mamiko and that’s it I believe)
Ohh, id like to know who is married as well, should prove an interesting read :p
@townberry: LOL! as good as the “which part of China is Singapore?” question :3
LOL! Okay, how many people is it now that have checked the video again after reading this post?
@ ren
Yes, some of them do ask these questions. Not all, but many don’t know much about Canada… It’s kinda sad how many people in the world are slower than the norm… thus becoming the norm. meh
@ r
I agree with OtaAgg… don’t get eaten alive :S Be careful
最後のバイバーイって言うところ、おっぱい揺れてるよなｗ (When she was saying bye-bye, her boobs were swaying lol)
i would love to see it LIVE @ daicon haha
ps. jimone,which part of msia do eu stay? oo
@gekkie: j1m0ne stays in the forest with the monkeys and orang utans and me lol. *Runs away*
………….um yeah, I live in the same state as the orang utans. I just moved out of a treehouse a coupla years ago….
Um yeah. Kota Kinabalu, Sabah is what I call home.
icic~ “Sabah is what I call home.” wow artistic hahas.is there anymore ppl staying in treehouse now?in sabah?
Wow.. i’m late for this post but still pretty amusing!
LoL…. j1m0ne stays near me too, alittle far though XD…. Kuching, Sarawak… LoLz…
Only I didn’t get the chance to go KL n watch Minorin Live… Oh Well…. Maybe Next time….
XD (Sabah Lives in Trees??? Same as Kuching >w< b only we have Hornbills n afew Orang Utans… LOL)