Kitamura Eri and Hirota Shion’s YuriYuri Love Diaries
A peek into KitaEri and Shionu’s yuriyuri love lives over the last 6 months:
Shion’s Diary
30 December 2007

OMG OMG! I finally got to meet KitaEri, the voice behind the mega-sexy loli girl Rin, kyaaa!! A miracle has occured at Comic Market!!
7th April 2008

After four months of pestering KitaEri every single day, she finally agreed to a date, kyaaa!! But why are there two other idiots there T_T *sniff* Why does she show so much interest in people like Mizuki Nana, Inoue Marina & Chihara Minori, trying desperately to collect their phone numbers when she knows that they’ll never return her love? She could have someone like me!! Waaaaahhhh~~~
15th April
Dokidoki~~ I think my charms are finally working on her, kyaaa!! OK, deep breath! It’s do or die for me now, here’s my gattai confession!! Cross my fingers, I hope she reads this…
24th April

…(((( ;゜д゜)))アワワワ KitaEri invited me to be a guest on her radio show in two weeks’ time! I’m ready to vomit blood now. Pass me a bucket!
5th May

Kyaaa!! The big day is here!!! I can’t wait to see Eri in her apron get-up *dribble*drool* We had a meal before the show and I can’t stop thinking about her… cleavage! I’m going to use my newly-acquired Geass technique to make her fall in love with me, hahahaha!!

Success!!
6th May

I think Eri’s worked her own Geass on me too, suddenly I’m addicted to Monster Hunter…
KitaEri’s Diary
30 December 2007
I met this strange girl today at Comic Market called…Shion? We’ve exchanged a couple of mails, but this is the first time we’ve seen each other face to face. Boy, she’s a bit excitable isn’t she? But I don’t mind since she’s a personal friend of (Kadowaki) Maita and (Shindo) Kei. Hmm, she’s a bit of an otaku too…wait. Come to think of it, isn’t she a bit like me?
19th January 2008

Minorin let me take a picture with her!!! I want to vomit blood!
30th January
All alone with Marina…she doesn’t seem to like me getting too close to her though, sigh.
5th February
I’ve been ill all week, as has Marina. Did I get too close to her, and spread all my icky germs?
19th February
I got Minorin’s handphone number!!! Lalalalala~~~~
14th March
Way to go, another cutie’s handphone number collected! Tomatsu Haruka’s this time \[^o^]/
8th April

Ah, I went on a date with a bunch of other people and I met that Shion person again. Actually she’s pretty cute.
9th April
Another attempt to draw Marina closer to me fails miserably. I’m losing hope.
10th April
Minorin repels my advances too. Sigh, I’m getting desperate now.
15th April
Ooh, that Shion person wrote into my radio show and made a love confession. Since she seems to be in love with my moe Yui and Uchida voices, I’ll oblige her by doing them on the show. I’m starting to think she’s really cute now…
16th April

I went back to my mom’s place (to see my dear dog) and she gave me some advice: Darling, don’t be too picky or you’ll end up alone at 80 with nothing but your broken PSP to accompany you.
24th April
After a week of pondering, I decide to invite Shion onto my radio show.
5th May

The appointed day is here, but I’m pissed off. I lost one of my PSPs!! #$%^#@ Oh, Shion’s here in the studio now. What’s that funny pose she’s doing, she looks like Zero from Code Gea…..

Yes, my Lord!
6th May

I found my PSP!!! Shion must be my good luck charm! I’ll keep her around a bit, make her my pet and force her to play Monster Hunter with me.
And so, Shion and Eri lived happily ever after.


But yeah, anyone who listened to KitaEri’s Cho Raji episode from the 5th of May would probably have gotten the urge to tell them “Go rent a room already!!” Plenty of panting, plenty of raburabu talk and plenty of Code Geass chat.


The duo get on well for various reasons, but I guess the main thing that ties them together is their otakuism levels (i.e. very high). So being otaku themselves, they know what sort of service their fans like and yeah, pretending to be yuriyuri is part of it
Also helps perhaps, that Shion is about as much of a mental case as KitaEri is. See above (and below).


Judging by the pic above, Shion likes (self) yaoi too? She’s also addicted to the Aquarian Age card game and regularly posts about it.

She worships Kenshin too, as well as Chiaki-sempai (the one from Nodame Cantabile).
I used to know Shion only as ‘the one who went to Disneyland with Shimizu Ai’, but thanks to KitaEri, I’ve discovered that hey! There’s somebody else apart from Eri who’s a bit of an otaku, has a few loose screws in the head and can imitate Goto Saori/Kadowaki Maii absolutely perfectly & loves going to Akiba. Shion needs more exposure!
Listen (Nico Nico Douga):
Cho Raji #61
Read:
Shion’s blog
KitaEri’s blog


awesome post, LOL.
now they’re the top of yuri seiyuu couple.. Amisuke/Pe needs to show more love to beat them (lately I only see dogs in their blogs)~
Marina and Minorin must feel relieved if they read these two crazy girls’ blogs..
I like the contrast between the two, which leads to hilariously awesome results when they meet.
If you keep this up, I’ll start believing all the yuri stuff about seiyuus again…. Keep it up.
YES MY LORD xD
Great post! Their impressions are hilarious and spot on, I seriously thought Goto Saori was the guest at first XD
Omoshiroi~!!! Awesome entry !!!
Although I’ve never known Kurota Shion before.
lolol, I wonder if any of the other seiyuu they write about actually read their blogs. Inoue Marina, Chihara Minori and they likes should all be wary. XD
Thanks for the awesome entry.
*jaw drops in disbelief, then burst out laughing*
ROFLMAO! xD This entry is truly over-the-top, and it made my day.
Oh my Buddha. I don’t know how much I laughed. You so win for posting this.
Lol, I only wrote this out of boredom but I’m glad I made ppl laugh XD I didn’t make it all up though, some of the stuff is in fact directly translated from their blog entries XD
This has got to be the best entry I’ve ever read!
Seriously, why am I just discovering this thread nao?!
Ah ha ha ha!
Eri has been geass’d!
I wish I was here to vote for you surely would’ve gotten my vote too, not that it would’ve made a difference anyway but damn, yuri FTW!
i love the advice of Eri’s mothers
good one. hehe
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LOL… thats a good one, Love it!!! But it would be better if that Shion girl is me… LOL… I’ll start taking Pictures n Vidoes n send Everywhere like Crazy!!!!
Reaallllyyyy Jealeous!!!!!!! WANT KITAMURA ERI!!!!