j1m0ne’s blog

-If Hashihime was an art critic, j1m0ne would be a trashy tabloid writer.
-If Hashihime was The Phantom of the Opera, j1m0ne would be Spamalot.
-If Hashihime was a triple Michelin-starred establishment touting French cuisine, j1m0ne would be the greasy burger stand on the corner of 6th Avenue.
-If Hashihime was Nicole Kidman, j1m0ne would be Lindsay Lohan.
-If Hashihime was a macrobiotic diet, j1m0ne would be the Atkins diet.
-If Hashihime was Vanity Fair, j1m0ne would be OK! magazine.
-If Hashihime was Gisele Bundchen, j1m0ne would be Naomi Campbell.
-If Hashihime was the Academy Awards, j1m0ne would be the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.
-If Hashihime was Brazilian Pudding-flavoured Pocky (which is bloody awesome), j1m0ne would be a manky Mapo Tofu-flavoured Pretz (yes it exists)
-If Hashihime was Carla Bruni, j1m0ne would be Camilla Parker-Bowles.
-If Hashihime was Manchester United FC, j1m0ne would be Bolton Wanderers.
-If Hashihime was a bottle of premium champagne, j1m0ne would be a can of warm Dr Pepper.
-If Hashihime was Hirano Aya, j1m0ne would be Kusayanagi Junko.
-If Hashihime was C.C., j1m0ne would be Cheese-kun.
-If Hashihime was an Aston Martin DBS, j1m0ne would be a Reliant Robin.

And I think that some of those differences are why Hashihime won the Blogger’s Choice and I the People’s Choice for the Anime Blog Awards. I believe that bloggers have more than half a brain which is why they can tell the difference between a classy blog with concise and informative analysis and a silly blog overflowing with drunken ramblings, unlike the masses who are easily fooled by fake pictures of two women kissing. And that’s why I’m a blogger!

Now that I’ve insulted the intelligence of my readers I’ll probably win nothing next year. But you know you secretly love me even if you don’t want to admit it.

I’m also starting to feel that next to “Hirano Aya”, j1m0ne is the word that crops up the most on Hashihime’s blog nowadays (≧д≦)ノ♪ “j1m0ne” came up four times on his/her most recent post ヾ( ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

Yours truly is honoured m(；∇；)m

On a separate note…

I rarely check my stats for keyword searches but I did so on a whim today and what did I see?

Google Search Keyword: “Why people hate Mizuki Nana”

My Answer: I don’t know and I really don’t care (￣▽￣)

This reminds me of Hashihime’s post on Why People Hate Hirano Aya. Sigh.

I dislike loads of things like yaoi, baseball & corn soup but the fact that other people love them makes no difference to me, as long as they don’t try to shove corn soup up my nostrils.

I also like a lot of things like the smell of petrol, chicken fricassee & bouncy castles but I don’t expect other people to like them nor do I feel like trying to turn somebody who hates bouncy castles into a bouncy castle lover.

I don’t even bother attempting to qualify why I hate what I hate, since the answer is likely to be “Just because”.

But er… let me attempt to provide 5 reasons why I think people hate Mizuki Nana:
1. She yodels too much.
2. Her anime roles suck.
3. She’s more successful than Hirano Aya.
4. キモイ
5. ブサイク
6. 貧乳
and so on.

And last but not least… yay! I’ve managed to outdo Hashihime by mentioning the word Hashihime 19 times within a post. I think listening to fripSide NAO Project! on repeat today has crippled my brain.

July 23rd, 2008 | Category: j1m0ne loses brain | Comments (36)