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The Naba & Shizuka Diaries

Be careful who you cheat with. And when you cheat, please don’t do it openly (i.e. via blog posts) and for god’s sake, don’t show off your trophy pictures to the whole world.
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As it currently stands:

Summary of events over the last 2 months:

Shizuka side
12 September
Fufufu… I went to bed last night holding hands with Hitomi-san! I wanted to take a picture of her sleeping face (it was so cute) but she stirred before I got the chance to…

I love you! Please stay by my side forever!

17 September

I had a beer and ate yakitori by myself, yum.

28 September

I went to a GRANRODEO concert with Nakao Eri, who wore a short skirt because I asked her to!

20 October

Wedding dress fitting today! It’s times like this that make me glad I was born a woman (*´ω`*)

We (me & Hitomi-san) are getting married!! I’m gonna live happily ever after (≧д≦)!!!

30 October

Sendai Eri’s birthday today! Which means cake! I’m gonna have my cake and eat it!

5 November

I swapped a lot of spit with Sendai Eri, yum. She’s oh so cute (or is it only so when I’m drunk?)

22 November

Success! I lured Eri to bed, where she slept in my arms…
I spent a total of 20 hours straight with her! Yay!

P.S. Please keep this a secret from my husband.

24 November
Oh bugger, the husband found out. Time to shoot off a text to apologize…

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Naba side
12 September

12am:
Such a long time since I last met Shizuka. We are raburabu (*´▽`*)

Shizuka… Shizuka… SHIZUKA!!

We are going to sleep together on her bed now - goodnight!

11am:
On my way home now, I had a nice time in Shizuka’s house drinking tea & eating pears.

I hope we stay together forever…

Edit: I just saw those posts of hers about the Dassuki event… and those photos.. is she cheating on me? Maybe ‘forever’ is impossible after all…

17 September

An outing with Mistress #2 (Koshimizu Ami) & Mistress #3 (Shimizu Kaori) at Disneyland! We had a lot of fun!

28 September

I went on a date with Goto Yuko last night (there were other people there, I think).

5 October

I spent the day with my beloved Noto Mamiko… actually Mistress #3 was there too but who cares.

21 October
We had a dress fitting yesterday! For a… wedding!
My heart beat faster when I tried out all the different dresses…

I’m gonna live happily ever after *・°☆.。*・° with Shizuka \(*⌒∇⌒*)/

5 November
I made dry curry the other day, I seem to have a bit more time on my hands these days.
At this point, I would make a fine bride… I think (;´Д`A “`

But Shizuka’s still my bride though (*´▽`*)

23 November
I had a dream of Shizuka…
After I texted her about it…I read her blog.
ガ━(゜Д゜;)━ン!!!
C
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A
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(屮゜Д゜)屮

24 November

Shizuka sent me a text to apologize…
That futon… the same futon that we once shared…(ノ_・、)

But I’ll forgive you… I know someday, you’ll be back by my side…

tbc(?)

Unlike a certain previous post, this is actually a 96.3% accurate translation of real blog content. The words that came to mind as I read the succession of linked posts over the past few months - pot, kettle, black. But yeah, yuri. Something sorely lacking in this blog over the last few months…

Read:
Naba’s blog
Shizuka’s blog
Sendai Eri’s blog

19 comments to The Naba & Shizuka Diaries

  1. TheBigN
    November 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    (屮゜Д゜)屮 <— That was hilarious.

    It makes you wonder how committed people can be to each other in this business. :P

  2. townberry
    November 25th, 2008 at 12:24 am

    Oh wow…it’s kinda funny to see that Naba-nee go all “She cheated on me” when she goes out with Mistress #2,3,4,5,6,7,8…err..you get the idea XD. But she sounded really all broken hearted…especially the futon part. And yes (屮゜Д゜)屮 <—this is really hilarious.
    And I don’t know why they wanna blog about “How I cheat on my partner”. I mean come on, they already know that they read each other’s blog and all so…hmm…marketing tactics by the company? Or they are just…well…plain…ignorant? Hmm….

  3. Sleepy
    November 25th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    When I read this, I was like “WHAT THE…!?!” But it was pretty damn funny! I guess it’s sometimes not really a question of commitment. They’re seem like one big family! For a second I felt like we’ve been thrown into a real world of Strawberry Panic! Thanks for the post!

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  5. Diodati
    November 25th, 2008 at 2:54 am

    *lol* I’ll never get sick of the eternal love between Naba & Shizuka

  6. nyoronyolo
    November 25th, 2008 at 3:11 am

    Oh god this just made my day.
    (屮゜Д゜)屮 <<< definitely hilarious.

  7. danie~
    November 25th, 2008 at 3:26 am

    hawt.

  8. Dav
    November 25th, 2008 at 5:05 am

    Wholly agree with Diodati. Philandering (in the entertainment sense) is where the fun is. LOL the chaos is escalating after Yabou Jinja ended, and Itou spending more time with the Dassuki gang. XD

  9. Ren
    November 25th, 2008 at 7:17 am

    Itou Shizuka’s blog entries about spending time with Sendai Eri totally sounds like revenge against Naba’s philandering, lmao

    I’m sure Shizuka would be blogging more about Sendai Eri until the live at the end of the year…YAY! Let’s hope Naba takes revenge by going out with Mamiko or something, haha

  10. j1m0ne
    November 25th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I’m personally looking forward to the fireworks when all five of the Naba harem get together for the new Marimite anime recordings…

  11. lelangir
    November 25th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    (屮゜Д゜)屮 hehe

  12. OtaAgg
    November 25th, 2008 at 8:26 am

    agreed w/ j1m0ne about the marimite anime recordings. I can’t wait to see what happens. XD

  13. ZhakuRo
    November 25th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Yay…for Yuri and lol Naba found out Shizuka cheating hahaha XD

  14. Neo Horizon
    November 25th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    (屮゜Д゜)屮 << bwahahaha!!!

    lol, I guess dates don’t count as “cheating”. (屮゜Д゜)屮 mode doesn’t strike until you someone else takes your place in bed.

  15. Jigga
    November 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    This is brilliant :D More of these please!!

  16. Kraker2k
    November 25th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    “P.S. Please keep this a secret from my husband.”

    This is probably the funniest part about it all, she’s married?

  17. j1m0ne
    November 25th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    @Neo Horizon
    MEGA LOL. TOO TRUE! It’s the bed that counts (屮゜Д゜)屮

    @Kraker2k
    Yeah, to Naba :P Shizuka calls Naba 旦那 (husband) & Naba reciprocates with 嫁 (waifu) on their respective blogs.

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