The Shallowest of Shallow Posts: A Visual Study of Seiyuu Boobsize
I plead boredom - my brain is fried.
I admit it. When I have nothing better to do, I visit some dubious threads on 2channel looking for seiyuu cleavage and boobage images. The four that are currently active are as follows:
胸のデカイ声優をアゲるスレ (The thread in support of large-chested seiyuu)
わざと胸の谷間が見えるような服装をする声優 (Seiyuu who wear clothes that deliberately show off their cleavage)
巨乳声優 (Big-boobed seiyuu)
貧乳声優 (Flat-chested seiyuu)
So yeah, once again this post is inspired by a collage post from the nether regions of the internet.
Such wit and charm…strangely appropriate for somebody like me. Here’s a bunch of pictures that I’ve collected over the years and dumped into a folder markerd ‘Seiyuu Boob Shots’. Some of them are big, some of them are small, most of them are bigger than mine. And let’s not compare apples to papayas (so get those mental images of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton out of your brain kthx).
Yuzuki Ryoka
We all know hers are big, right? She wouldn’t have been able to make it as a soft-pr0n actress/model otherwise. 89cm, in case you wanted to know.
Fukui Yukari
Former gravure idol is our Yukarin. She’s one of the almighty blonde idiots of the seiyuu world who tends to talk without using her brain (if she has one) first. But she’s forgiven for that just cos she provides the voices for Nono and Nia.
Kuribayashi Minami
Minami, along with good friend and KimiNozo associate Takahashi Chiaki form the ‘Whoops, my boobs are dropping out of my clothes again’ seiyuu double act.
Kikuchi Mika
Dekapink!! The thing is, Mika’s boobs aren’t that big (officially 78cm). It’s just that she’s shown them off whilst wearing bikinis and that distorts most people’s imaginations…
Koyama Kimiko
Koyama isn’t a name or face that is that well known amongst gaijin but she does have a reputation for voicing cute lolis (Mao in Mao-chan, Fuuka in Negima) as well as being a small loli with disproportionately sized boobs. There must be a reason why Ito Shizuka and Nabatame Hitomi love to feel her up. Kimikimi is also nicknamed ロリ巨乳 (loli-kyonyu/big-boobed loli) amongst perverted seiyuu maniacs. Problem is that she’s nearly 30 years old now :/ The video below is from 1999.
And unfortunately, Ito Shizuka seems to have passed her nasty boob-grabbing habit onto Koyama:
…it’s Nabatame in the middle & Sakakibara Yui on the left btw.
Insert lame excuse for more yurirific images of Ito Shizuka & Kimiko doing their thing.
Rawr.
Sakakibara Yui
Big? Small? Can’t decide….
got milk? Donate some to the following…
Tamura Yukari
Meet my 32-year old lollicon-friendly kid sister.
With her equally loli 32-year old girlfriend Horie Yui.
…who likes to do laundry whilst showing off loli-like poses.
Atena
Toyoguchi Megumi at the bottom, Noto Mamiko & Kugimiya Rie up top. Sadly, unlike the characters that they were voicing in the anime (Burn-Up Scramble), the trio are more washboards than melons.
Kitamura Eri
Apparently Hirota Shion is flat too, which might explain their attraction to each other.
Hirano Aya
When you’re thin you tend to be flat.
Mizuki Nana
Nana’s the one who says she has small boobs herself, so I won’t dispute it.
Now watch me rack up the google hits for ’seiyuu breast size’. Some visitors to the blog must be wondering how on earth I won People’s Choice for the Anime Blog Awards - this is your answer. I pander to the ero-oyaji in all of us!
June 9th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Haha, Yukarin. I think I brought it up, a few years ago, that she big everything except for boobs.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:23 am
LOL. Nice. Best visual study I’ve seen.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:33 am
LOL@ the top image. And the collage. Makes me want to dig out ancient pictures of Ryoko Shintani for some ungodly reason…
June 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
My life will never be the same again …
June 9th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Man, and my co-blogger Depth thought that gold was hit with the phrase “real loli” in one of the posts…
June 9th, 2008 at 11:21 am
This post made me lol for 20 minutes. Time to rack in the Google hits! This post is now the #1 Google search result for “seiyuu breast size”
June 9th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Lol! So so clever. Actually breast size is really useless criteria in the eyes of otaku isnt it? Considering many are ok with anything female.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Ahh…this post just distracted me totally from my work. I am so not working right now. That yamato nadeshiko picture is extremely distracting…though I only stare at the left hand side girl lol…and that picture of hoc-chan doing laundry…I drool at it everytime I look at it within my desktop XD.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
BOOB GRABBING
MAYBE THEY’RE…. LESBIANS?!?!!?!!?!!? *DIES OF HAPPINESS*
June 9th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
You panderer! During the first few images I was thinking to myself “Who are these people - and why do I get this feeling they’re not even seiyuus, but just random images j1m0ne posted to ‘rack up’ the hits???” lol XD
June 9th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
j1m0ne strikes again!
This gotta be one of the more invigorating posts on Atemonai. No one else I know would mention the topic, nor venture insto this territory. j1m0ne, I salute you!
Also, I must point out one of the more obvious errors that you so rarely make. Tamura Yukari is not 32 years old, she is 17 years old. The Earth may die off, the sun may implode, the solar system may break up, the Milky Way may be thrown around by Gurren Laggann and the universe may end, but Yukarin will always be 17. Always.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
^ What Julius said. Apply that to Hocchan too.
Brilliant post, I love you for adding pics to my “boob” folder. *oops* I’m particularly fond of Kurinoco’s and RieRie’s, but my favorite DFC will always be Nana-chan~ (click links for images) xD
June 9th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Lol at Julius. Er yeah, I forget that Yukarin is 17. Along with half of the female seiyuu world… And I must also stress that I have the mentality of a 13-year old who hides erohon under their bed & peeks at girls taking showers in the locker room. Along with 95% of my readers, so it seems ^_^
Thanks danie~ for those delicious boob shots, wai~~~
June 9th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I don’t know whether to say good post or not, because I automatically try to disregard this criteria ever time I see a seiyuu photo. haa haa haa, its not working. Good thing you have a comment section, not for comments like mine, but for comments from people like danie~. I don’t have any boob shots ready to link, though.
Could you at least comment on the bust-up tactics? As in who has best technique?
June 9th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
LOL. Awesome post, j1mone. I actually voted 10 times for you in the People’s Choice, but don’t let Impz know.
I’ve generally known, Hocchan, Yukarin, Noto-sama are all flat, but it’s interesting to know who are the bigger ones. Aside from Fukui Yukari and Kuribayashi Minami, I don’t really know the rest. Looks like my preferences are for the pettanko’s :P.
WIll you share that folder of yours one day? It would be interesting to look at, kekeke.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
LoL ! Nice post ! XD
Thanks to you, I know how are some seiyuu under the neck. ^^
June 10th, 2008 at 1:33 am
J1m0ne, have you ever wondered why a lot of your new readers (myself included) tend to mistake you for a male? XD
June 10th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Who cares if it’s shallow? This was a damn interesting post.
No one delivers the important news like you do!
Oh, forgot to add: It goes without saying, but I’d do anything to take Koyama’s place in the Shizuka/Naba sandwich…
June 10th, 2008 at 6:32 am
>piyo
Personally, Minami, Ochiai Yurika & Takahashi Chiaki get my vote for ‘Seiyuu Most Desperate to Show off their Cleavage (Using Push-up Bras)’.
>kurogane
LOL. Come to think of it, I didn’t even vote for myself, stupid me.
>Asuka
I know, I know. Sometimes I tend to wonder too… then I look down my shirt and think, Nope - boobs still intact >_<
June 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
LOL this one really changed my mood at work (kinda grumpy earlier because two of my workstations went down hard)! One of your best entries this far. xD
Which brought me to look at the pics of one of my favorite voice actresses (she’s Tenma Tsukamoto in the Filipino version of School Rumble) who also works as a model and occasionally sings:
http://www.friendster.com/photos/21970702/1/701920196
June 10th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
@ j1m0ne: Hey, think the positive side, you made girls like me feel glad for knowing some other girls also drool over female seiyuu (’s boobs). ^^;;
June 10th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“Personally, Minami, Ochiai Yurika & Takahashi Chiaki get my vote for ‘Seiyuu Most Desperate to Show off their Cleavage (Using Push-up Bras)’.”
@j1m0ne: Well, they had the basic material to work with in the first place, which is a good thing. I mean, I can’t imagine someone like Yukarin or Hirano Aya trying that sort of stunt.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Whew… That was well…. uhmmm… drooling!
June 11th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Though we disagree on opinions of seiyuu, I do find your blog entertaining. I am now eagerly waiting for part 2 of this post “A Look at Package Size of Male Seiyuu”. XD
June 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
^ AHAHAHAH!
Hilarious post as usual. You sure remember the measurements fairly well. Ahaha~
July 14th, 2008 at 3:10 am
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August 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
The mindless rumbling on the Internet made me stumble upon this post.
I mean… who the heck stares at a Seiyuu’s chest size (unless they are Gravue Model turned Seiyuu like Shihono Ryo).