Unholy Internet Rumour #800121: Mizuki Nana is All RabuRabu with…
…me? Er no, I wished so but sadly NOT true der der der.
Mondays are typically blue for me, a reminder that I have four more boring days to go to the weeke%^$%&SHUT UP AND GET TO THE END OF THE SENTENCE, U RETARD J1M0NE#&*punch in the face.
OK, OK. So like all bored people at work on a Monday, I read blogs and surf BBSes in search of new garbage to add to my already polluted brain. And what should I stumble across but more stupid trash talk about Nana’s supposed raburabu hot smex affair with a certain Sakurai Takahiro. With supposed photographic evidence too!! I’ve been reading this crap since last year since some of the pictures below surfaced in…whatever it was. Seigura? I forget.


Wowzers, matching rings!

Matching…something or other.

Standing all close…

This was hilarious. If you regularly read Nana’s blog, you might’ve noticed she was raving about her silly blanket the other day and how she could fall asleep before she reached her bed with Mr. Blankey in possession blabla. I dunno where on earth whoever it was dug up that pic of Sakurai sleeping but well, apparently it’s the same blanket!
That like, totally seals their relationship, DUHH. Now excuse me while I go release my laughter into a plastic bag.
And the ring thing is totally lame too. Look below:

Ono Daisuke, hmm?

Blah. Apparently Sugita Tomokazu’s got one of those rings too, so maybe Nana’s having triple raburabu affairs or something.

OK, OK. I’ll leave you poor humans alone now and go take my meds. Goodnight.

June 16th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Meds won’t work for me. Now I’m going to kill myself.
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.. j/k. Lame gossip.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I don’t see the big deal about japanese idols/seiyuus having relationships. I mean they’re human too, are they supposed to stay single the whole time while all their fans get to have boyfriends and girlfriends? Gimme a break. Some of these Japanese fans are out of their minds (especially Johnny’s fangirls ugh)
June 16th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Lol at the post. j1m0ne you need some professional help already. Go to the hospital and get yourself warded inside for sanity problems XD. But hey, I mean..what’s wrong with Nana-chan dating actually? I mean she’s an adult and single (presumably) too…so what’s wrong?
*Me felt killing auras everywhere*
Ah now I know why. Probably her fans will kill the poor guy first lol. For me…I wish Nana-chan…good luck! *dodges punches and kicks*
Oh btw, I continued our “chat” in my blog. Check for the comments. You turned my blog comments into a chat room XD. *pachi pachi*.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
It’s mainly Johnny’s really. Because Kitagawa is a gay arsehole who wants all the cute boys for himself.
Noone gives a shit about seiyuu, and a whole lot of them are already married anyway. I don’t care who Nana dates *shrug* I’m not a guy. Seriously!
EDIT: As long as he doesn’t make Nana stop singing to stay at home & look after the babies, that is.
But no, I just wanted to highlight how imaginative 2channel users are, and how good they are at digging up shit from the deepest, darkest holes in the world. Like all the Sakamoto Maaya + Suzumura Kenichi rubbish.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
..well, ideally all fans should wish for their idol’s happiness. So do I, actually.. *cough* ..but seriously this looks like a complete hoax. Like j1m0ne wrote, everyone owns the ring; and the blanket thing is ridiculous. Even my dog won’t believe that.
But this made me browsed 2ch just now, and now I’m more pissed with the cruel comments those retards wrote. >_>
June 16th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
I fucking lol’ed at the post.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
@j1m0ne: “I don’t care who Nana dates *shrug* I’m not a guy. Seriously!” <– Yeah right! As if anyone will believe you on that! Oyaji. XD
And I totally agree on danie’s comment on all fans should wish for their idol’s happiness. That’s why I wish Hoc-chan is with me. Because I strongly believe I will bring her the most happiness XD. *Me runs away dodging bullets and bombs from mobs*
June 16th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
¬_¬ Ah, I am oyaji but Nana’s too
flatyoung for me. I prefer more mature meat, like…er…Inoue Kikuko!ok, it looks like this post’s comments box is turning into a spamfest ^_^ I’m going to bed!! The meds are making my head hurt >_>
June 16th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Lol spamfest it is indeed. Ah more mature meat eh. Alright. Good night j1m0ne.
*Me throws one Takahashi Chiaki to accompany j1m0ne through the night*
Oyasumi.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Ooh, scandelous~ They’re probably just good friends.
Goodnight, j1m0ne.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:42 am
the rings and blankets speak volumes^^
June 17th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
ROTFLMAO, am going out now to buy the same ring and blanket XD
June 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
OMG! Are they for real?! xD
June 17th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
“¬_¬ Ah, I am oyaji but Nana’s too flatyoung for me. I prefer more mature meat, like…er…Inoue Kikuko!”
Last time I checked Inoue Kikuko was younger than Nana.
Being 17 and all….
June 18th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Nothing wrong even if the rumours were true. I mean, Nana is an adult after all, I certainly would not be surprised or mind if she is dating.
“types that while sharpening some knives”
Oh no, not at all.
Nah, I was half-joking. On a more serious note, if Nana-chan really is with Sakurai Takahiro and she is happy, then I wish them all the best. If anything, Nana deserves her own happiness after doing so much for her fans and her career.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Ahaha, makes me remember that in some radio show they made the guys give some speech or something…can’t really remember. And Sakurai mentioned about a special (woman?) and the usual ‘modest you’re too good for me’ or something afterwards and something about asking for marriage to her soon. Man, my memory sucks. Still…ahaha, man, these people that spotted the blanket and ring thing sound like the usual anime fans out there that spot every single frame that might hint romance. Wouldn’t mind if they really are together, of course. I always worry about if there’s a lack of romance in seiyuu’s personal lives because of their over possessive fans.
June 20th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Don’t be shy. This is great stuff. Everybody has the same ring and there are a million blankets that look like that. But it’s fun, anyway. I’ve always wondered why Japanese entertainment seems to hate the idea of celebrities (or is it just seiyuu?) having relationships, whereas in the West we seem to want them to have as many as possible. More, please.
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 am
Well, you’ve got to admit the matching Jesus bags is kind of suspicious. To have a Jesus bag is already suspect, but to have matching ones? *wink wink nudge nudge* I think I rest my case.
June 24th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
LOL I’m just happy for the Takahiro Sakurai pictures xDD
(I swear those blankets aren’t even the same)
June 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
lol Mizuki Nana and Sakurai Takahiro?! isn’t Sakurai the ladies’ man XDDD
I’m saying that since I saw some clips on YouTube where he took various female seiyuu he worked with out on a “date”…like Saiga Mitsuki and Paku Romi.
For me, I’d want Sakurai to go with Kobayashi (Sanae)…sort of an inside (BL-related) seiyuu joke with my friends…if you can find the reference ^^
July 10th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
I LOL’ed at the blanket thing. That was really ridiculous. *rolls eyes*
And actually, I think I’d be really please if Mizuki Nana and Sakurai Takahiro WERE together, since I like both of them. :p
Now you have me curious about what kind of rubbish they posted about Sakamoto Maaya + Suzumura Kenichi. Care to share? *looks hopefully at you*
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