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Warning: Kaneda Tomoko Starts Blogging… Or Has She?

Rejoice! Kaneda Tomoko has started a blog. Titled カネトモ地獄。早起きは三文の毒!! (KaneTomo Hell. ‘Getting Up Early’ is a Three-Word Poison!! - sorry for terrible Engrish translation), it’s bright, cheerful and… empty. Nope, there aren’t any posts on it at all =_=

And yet it’s No.2 on Ameba’s blog rankings under the seiyuu category. Certainly, the blog has generated a fair amount of publicity on 2channel and I’m sure we’re all looking forward to whatever shit KaneTomo-sensei puts out. I mean, just look at her damned profile on the page:

趣味:じゃがいも食べ歩き。 [Hobby: Eating potatoes while walking]
特技:鳥のくちばし。[Special Skills: A bird's beak]
自己紹介:ヘリウムガスを吸っても、あまり声が変わりません [Self-intro: Even if I inhaled helium, my voice wouldn't change that much]

Seriously, I have no bloody idea what that is all about. I just know she’s got twenty thousand screws loose in her head and I want to read more of her philosophical ramblings. So hurry up and update the damn thing, you loli-obasan on helium.

This is the relatively normal looking schoolgirl Kaneda Tomoko
And this is the 35-year old who torments our ears & fries our brains. Doesn’t she kinda remind you of Horie Yui. How can the oh-so cute Chiyo-chan (Azumanga) be voiced by such a weirdo?

18 comments to Warning: Kaneda Tomoko Starts Blogging… Or Has She?

  1. issa-sa
    October 23rd, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    35 years-old????
    You know what, I’m making her my role model from now on :P

  2. omo
    October 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    She’ll always be Renge for me!

  3. Lupus
    October 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Oh man, I laughed so hard at the Helium gas one. You should translate all her future blog posts for us poor moonrune-handicapped =D

  4. danie~
    October 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Hocchan’s acting skill is fairly good, while KaneTomo is not supposed to voice anything older than Chiyo or a Digimon.

    Anyhow rejoice for the blog! I hope she quickly put something there so I can add it to my Google reader.

    ROFL at her “(苦笑)” after the self-intro thing. ^^;

  5. Z-houseki
    October 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    =_=” That’s Chiyo’s seiyuu?? O_o

  6. hashihime
    October 24th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    In the first photo, she looks like Hanazawa Kana, doesn’t she? She seems like a cool person. Too bad I really don’t enjoy her voice that much.

  7. Jigga
    October 24th, 2008 at 3:30 am

    Actually I think her blog will be hilarious because we don’t actually have to listen to her voice! I’m sure if u took a transcript of everything she said on radio shows etc it would be funny…it’s just u can’t listen to her voice for more than 5 minutes a day or ur brain explodes.

    Do keep us updated if u can :)

  8. Vness
    October 24th, 2008 at 6:36 am

    That’s Chiyo-chan’s seiyuu? *headdesk*

  9. j1m0ne
    October 24th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Seriously, listening to KaneTomo on the radio is something I WOULD NOT recommend. It’s dangerous for your health ^^ There was once when Kitamura Eri guested on her show, and we all know how crazy KitaEri can get sometimes… but even she couldn’t keep up with Kaneda at all. I pity the poor assistants who have to put up with her antics week in week out…

  10. OtaAgg
    October 24th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    She looks… a lot better than the image of her I had in my head. Seriously though, she has a voice that has never failed to give me a headache within seconds of listening to it. Still, a blog is a good idea for her… reading her insanity is much better (for both her sake and ours) than LISTENING to it.

  11. Kai
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    I remember seeing a video where she was in a costume and drunk, maybe it was here.

  12. Lumgowee-san
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-M6lkKWyA

    My ears…they bleed…
    (Curls up into the fetal position)

  13. MT
    October 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Ah… that interview episode, j1m0ne posted it before. I don’t think she was drunk, just being in a jolly mood.

    For those who want to enjoy it again:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VQfOpHEK1Y

    I wonder how she was back in university (and in engineering at that). She must have been some “pet” of her class and professors.

  14. extratax
    October 24th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Omigosh….!! Does she normally talk like this? Like as if someone messed with the pitch to make it sound like chipmunks @_@

  15. Kurogane
    October 25th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    “[Self-intro: Even if I inhaled helium, my voice wouldn't change that much]”
    So. Fucking. True.

    And if KitaEri actually loses out to her in weirdness… oh dear god. I never knew she was THIS crazy.

  16. LaGelure
    October 26th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    o.o;; That was the sound of my brain dying a horrible death.

    I’m more amazed at the fact that she’s the same seiyu who voiced Gretel in Black Lagoon.

    Also, I read somewhere her voice can make sounds that even humans can’t hear… O.o; Is that even possible?!

    Wait, she’s crazier than KitaEri, for Christ’s sake. Of course it’s possible…

  17. j1m0ne
    October 27th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    LMAO Tomo-sensei sure seems to be popular.

    I think the sound of her voice was probably enough to make her professors give her good grades so that she’d shut up.

  18. Andrew
    November 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Wow, she’s 35? Not bad. Of course, she still has a 10-year-old’s voice and can supposedly imitate a dog whistle, so I’m not too surprised. And what a loon! I too hope she’ll get the chance to share her otherworldly wisdom with us on her blog soon.

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