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Weekly Playboy’s 50 Idol Seiyuu Perfect Directory

The current week’s issue of Shueisha’s Weekly Playboy (not to be associated with the American Playboy) had a list of 50 idol seiyuu. The magazine is targeted at young men and circulates close to 400k copies per year.

The full list (in no particular order) as follows::
01.Hirano Aya
02.Nakajima Megumi
03.Shiraishi Ryoko
04.Horie Yui
05.Kato Emiri (teeth, teeth!)
06.Ueda Kana
07.Sato Rina
08.Noto Mamiko
09.Goto Mai
10.Shimizu Kaori (06-10 are N’s)
11.Mizuki Nana
12.Tamura Yukari
13.Fukui Yukari
14.Goto Yuko
15.Shindo Kei
16.Inoue Nanako
17.Narita Sayaka(!)
18.Toyoguchi Megumi(!!)
19.Yuzuki Ryoka (wooh,ero-idol)
20.Nonaka Ai
21.Ochiai Yurika
22.Kobayashi Yu
23.Ikezawa Haruna
24.Kanda Akemi (Anpanman)
25.Konno Hiromi
26.Kuwashima Houko(ex-idol)
27.Tanaka Rie
28.Takahashi Chiaki
29.Shintani Ryoko
30.Nogawa Sakura
31.Sakakibara Yui
32.Sakai Kanako
33.Omigawa Chiaki (face yes, voice no)
34.Kugimiya Rie
35.Endo Aya
36.Sawashiro Miyuki (lol idol)
37.Asumi Kana
38.Tomatsu Haruka
39.Fujita Saki (Miku)
40.Hanazawa Kana
41.Iguchi Yuka
42.Chihara Minori
43.Ito Shizuka
44.Ise Mariya (ape)
45.Nazuka Kaori
46.Inoue Kikuko (17yrs)
47.Chiba Chiemi (ero-idol #2)
48.Matayoshi Ai (lolwut, everyone say…who?)

As you can see, the list is total fail because
1. they apparently can’t count up to 50
2. there is no Inoue Marina on the list
3. there is no Kitamura Eri on the list
4. they called 桑島 法子 Kuwashima Noriko and 柚木 涼香 Yuzuki Suzuka

Rest of the scans:

My own top 50 delicious female seiyuu (that I would like to lick, taste & consume) list would probably be as follows:
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PS Chiaking needs a booblift pronto.

Source: 猫とネギま!と声優さん

29 comments to Weekly Playboy’s 50 Idol Seiyuu Perfect Directory

  • Andrew

    What, no Tomoko Kaneda on either list?

  • sandy4a

    Inoue Marina in not on the list…this list can die…

    @j1m0ne: Have you read minorin’s happy news from her blog? Go to Japan at this August if you want to eat Minorin that bad…lol

  • j1m0ne

    @Andrew
    I don’t fancy KaneTomo sensei that way.

    @sandy4a
    Nah, as I said the list isn’t ranked. It’s just 50 (or rather, 48) names listed in random order.

  • No, Aya being #1 is NOT understandable. She releases DVD, but the bigger question is: who the hell buys it? LOL okay it’s not ranked. Still no Inoue Marina.

    I totally smell conspiracy here (Shueisha! Where did I heard that name before? Oh, that rigged award), because this list was not made from votes.

    PS. I’d prefer to glomp Mingosu anytime than 80% of the list.

  • No Inoue Marina again T__T I could die!!

    And lol at your list on all the Minorin at the end ^^

    And and WTH Ochiai Yurika >=O

  • LOL at “Noriko Kuwashima” on the list. It’s still hard to believe that Houko was once an idol.

    Thanks for the list-it cracked me up. And danie~ I thought this list wasn’t ranked in any particular order.

  • @kiseki gurl:

    sandy4a said “Aya being #1 is understandable” because of the love DVD blah blah so I corrected him. Apparently he changed his comment. *shrugs*

    Eh, Hou-chan was pretty cute before, it’s just she didn’t age well like the others :P

  • sandy4a

    @kiseki gurl: nah it was my fault to rewrite my stupid comment. here apologize to j1m0ne-san too…m_ _m

  • stewie

    Well, apart from the obvious marina “where is she?!”, theres some nakahara mai and Koshimisu Ami missing as well!

  • j1m0ne

    @sandy4a
    Oh that’s OK, no worries. The flow of conversation just looks rather odd this way now heh. Ppl who didn’t see the comments earlier would be confused ^^;

    @danie~
    Yeah Mingosu, DFC #3. Maybe Chiaking sucked them dry

    @kiseki gurl
    Yeah Houko was quite girly cute about 6-7 years ago. Now she just looks like an OAP with all her out-of-fashion clothes & hairstyles :3 I still love her though.

    @Zhakuro
    Yurishi isn’t ugly, she’s just annoying :P (same as Hirano Aya I guess)

    @stewie
    Oh crap I forgot about Amisuke. But I guess I don’t really fancy her cos I still remember her chubby face when she was a kid and it’s etched in my brain forever…

  • No Hoc-chan in your list? Rage! But then again…I also approve of your list especially idol #1 and #43~50. *Two thumbs up*

  • No Marina is failboat +1.

    Houko was really cute when she just began, especially with her long hair. Her Realigi album had a great pic. Now she doesn’t care about her looks anymore because she’s no longer doing the idol thing.

    As for glomping Mingosu, hey if you’re a young girl she might glomp you instead. :3

  • Alright~~~
    Me no like her coz she’s a p*rn star idol, no? >=O haha XD

    -_- now I’m curious on Houko-san… XD

    Where’s Mizuki Nana? She not seiyuu idol?? =__=”

    Thanks for putting Marina on #7 btw…
    That’s my lucky no. ^^

  • Oh, I second what ZhakuRo said… where’s Nana on your list? XD

    That playboy list is rigged… =_=

  • Gekkie

    erm may i ask what is the translation for nana part? i dun understand jap :( tyvm =)and btw wat does DFCs means?

  • j1m0ne

    @townberry
    You know I don’t fancy Hocchan at all :P

    @Houkoholic
    I’m not young and I’m fugly so that probably rules me out of Mingos’ radar :P

    @Zhakuro & OtaAgg
    u r’s blind ye fools. Look closer, at No.19.

    @Gekkie
    The Japanese text mentions the two Oricon records Nana holds for highest debuting single and album by a seiyuu. And DFC stands for ‘delicious flat chest’ aka… flat. petanko. etc.

  • r

    That was a good laugh.

    Hohohoh, Kato Emiri’s teeth. I think Fukuhara Kaori is much prettier, but oh well.

    Everyone can go choco bananas for Minorin as long as it means I get more Uryocchi for myself. :<

  • I totally agree with your list.

    …but minorin’s mine!!

  • …….Just for fun, how many of us are girls again? xD

    @houkoholic: All I need to do is get to meet Mingosu so I can throw myself to her~ xD

  • I dunno No.19!! Dunno No.47 also -_-”
    But Yurika definitely is one!! Coz she appear at S*nkaku, no?
    O_o” ???

    Ah…lol at danie…
    Mingosu won’t come here to gimme more Marina X)

    Another Bias that Marina and Nana not in the list eh ;(

  • r

    Konbannyassu, danie~ I’m female, despite having had at least one nose bleed a day for the past week now.

    …. Maybe I should see a doctor. Or look at your blog less wtf Minorin overload.

  • j1m0ne

    I’ll try to find out how many girls read the blog. And don’t worry, nosebleeds are normal… though the one I’m having right now may well be because of a cold :P

  • No Yuuka Nanri? No Momoko Saito? No Kimiko Koyama? I realize everyone’s got their own tastes. I really don’t have many problems with either list. The absence of Marina Inoue on the first list does disturb me. I wonder what their criteria were. If it’s mainly looks, what’s Yurishi (no chin), Kaori Shimizu (butterball), and Rina Satou (pretty girl’s best friend) doing on the list. Miyuki Sawashiro is a damn talented seiyuu, but she’s kind of hard to look at directly. I know, I’m one to talk…

  • veester

    j1m0ne has amazing taste :D Really. I like his list 100x better than the other one, especially without Inoue Marina… <3
    I approve. ^_^

    @ Danie: hallo.*is girl*… I’m sure I’m not the only one either, as evidenced by r

  • Mei

    As per usual, your list is superior.

    My list would be something like
    1. Chihara Minori
    2. Chihara Minori
    3. Chihara Minori

    50. Chihara Minori

  • MT

    Aww, no Paku Romi or Kuwatani Natsuko. They probably don’t qualify as idol seiyuus in terms of popularity but they can give those on the list a run for their money. I’d have them replace some on the list. Oh and they should have used a better picture of Kugurie instead.

    Poor Emiri keeps getting made fun of for her teeth…

  • stewie

    Doesn’t Itou shizuka have worse teeth than Kagamin :( ?

  • Bévue

    As you can see, your list is total fail because
    1. there is no Hocchan in there
    2. there is too much chihara minori, you should delete the #1 and put hocchan instead
    3. Hocchan is first because she is God

  • j1m0ne

    ^
    As you can see, you are getting very annoying with your Hocchanisms that I have a violent urge to burn every Hocchan fan at the stake.