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Yuri seiyuu relationship chart (2009 version)

Somebody pointed out that my yuri chart from last May was none-too-accurate since you know, female seiyuu are so fickle-minded and grow their harems by the second, jumping on the latest thing with big boobs (I think everyone got infected by Ito Shizuka). Hence here’s a fresh new chart to replace the old one, I only did it because all the other yuri seiyuu fans are too busy fapping to [insert name here] to put one together.

Click for larger pic, labeled version here. Unfortunately, it seems I ran out of space and imagination to fit all the people I wanted to fit on one chart, so I ended up doing a couple of sub-charts:

This is what I call the KitaEri-Marina Alliance. It’s not actually entirely accurate since I wasn’t able to list down all of KitaEri’s dream partners (Shintani Ryoko, Tomatsu, Nana etc). Labeled versh here.

The NabaShiz harem + hangers-on. It’s got a funky swivel! And a lot of obasan! Labeled version.

Of course, all these match-ups are only as yuriyuri as your brain will allow them to be (actually there’s plenty of ‘evidence’ lying around on the internet but please don’t ask me to list them all down).

Also, I scratched and scratched my head but I couldn’t find anywhere to shove in Inoue Nana x Sakai Kanako. And how about Chiba Saeko (I don’t care that you’re married pfffft) x Nanri Yuuka? Oh well…now if only someone would do a chart for the boys – how bout a…. er… Kamiya Hiroshi x Ono Daisuke pairing?

Also, I’m thinking I should eventually get around to writing ’bout all the factions in the seiyuu world – the 17-sai group, the Monster Hunter faction, the anti-Monster Hunter faction, the KAT-TUN fanclub, the Animal Crossing players, the netgamers, the YamaYuri-kai etc etc… maybe someday.

18 comments to Yuri seiyuu relationship chart (2009 version)

  • omo

    faction chart would be more interesting… the whole yuri seiyuu thing is so heug and meaningless nowadays :(

  • waifu

    You win the (yuri) internetz.

  • Andrew

    Yay, thanks for adding Aki Toyosaki (wonder if she’s one of that guy’s Twitter followers) and Minako Kotobuki. Life does imitate art…

    If you are planning to add various “factions”, I know Kaori Fukuhara plays Animal Crossing.

  • Vertibas

    Thank you jim0ne! I’m not exactly sure how to interpret the arrows, but it sure is …comprehensive.

    I look forward to knowing the seiyuu factions ^_^. You sure do know a lot of stuff though, wonder how you do that?

  • r3

    Wanna know the first thing I noticed?

    … You have a picture of Yukarin that has her ears covered. AHAHAHA. 8D

    KitaEri has way too many dream partners, y0. I hope to see HidaRina on this list one day.

  • Shinra_1989

    XD The only Yuri Harem u can get is only on Seiyuus….

    But Its a little difficult to know who is who since most of their faces looks the same…. Can U add names below them so I know who are they?

    Thanks ^w^

  • Nice. I really should come out of blogging retirement just to throw up a revised “hottest seiyuu” list… Oh, the things that run through my head when I’m bored at work……

  • Yuki

    I’m quite sure there should be an arrow from Haruka Tomatsu to Minako Kotobuki. Hmm… XDDDD

    I’d say, not enough Ueda Kana harem? XDD And Hey wait, Inoue Marina has succeeded on her dream harem. XD

  • Lil Donkey

    ‘I’m quite sure there should be an arrow from Haruka Tomatsu to Minako Kotobuki. Hmm… XDDDD ‘

    I have to agree. :3

    ‘… You have a picture of Yukarin that has her ears covered. AHAHAHA. 8D’

    BRB.

    DYING.

  • Veester

    So I was checking out all the lovely ladies in your pictures… and I was like “PMG WHO IS THAT HOTTIE” then i realized that it was Tanaka Rie, and I was like WTF VEESTER NO DUH IT’S A HOTTIE :P

    and YAY INOUE MARINA :D I would join her dream harem XD

  • j1m0ne

    @omo
    Lol I know what you mean, everyone is trying to get a slice of the yuri pie that it’s becoming rather meaningless these days… still, no harm in lapping up what they feed us =D

    @Vertibas
    I guess my brain is only useful for storing useless knowledge…

    @r3
    YOU SUCK (and yeah, I swallow). And noooo poor innocent HidaRina, it’s 3-4 years too early still….

    @Shinra_1989
    Uhhh that’s what the labeled versions are for…

    @deftoned
    Yes you should definitely come out of retirement & do that post, we can compare notes XD

    @Yuki
    I couldn’t fit that Tomatsu-Minako arrow in :P But hey, Aki is Toma’s wife and Ayahi her ‘husband’ so I dunno where that leaves Mina-chan… mistress?

    @Lil Donkey
    Oh u Yukarin ear fetish ppl tsk tsk

  • More confusing than the TYPE MOON relationship chart.

  • Shinra_1989

    Oppsss… didnt see that part… Sorry… Thanks j1m0ne!!! ^w^

  • Wow, that faction chart idea looks highly interesting… if you really decide to do it, it would simply be delightful.

  • DoggieDyna

    Monster Hunter faction???? You mean like with Okiayu? (lol)

  • Actually,a “yaoi” chart for male seiyuu would freak me out.Besides,I know that Kappei is straight and married with at least one child.Nice yuri charts though… ;)

  • Django

    Hilarious how a lot of the Negima VAs are linked to one another. XD;

  • Dav

    Aw it’s a shame we don’t get to hear much of Nakao Eri news nowadays :/. Didn’t she use to fap over “worship” Itou Shizuka? Oh right…maybe it wasn’t mutual.